15 FAMOUS PEOPLE WHINING ABOUT BEING FAMOUS

1. LADY GAGA

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“I usually infrequently feel like a crook still, we know? It’s crazy since we’re during [Madison Square Garden], though we still infrequently feel like a crook child in high school. And we usually gotta collect myself up, and tell myself I’m a luminary each morning so we can get by this day and be for my fans what they need for me to be.” –Lady Gaga

Dear Gagaloop,
You’re not a loser! You’re usually a hulk weirdo. Who willingly puts themselves inside a hulk egg, anyway?!
Love,
Dumb Blogger Tina

2. ROBERT PATTINSON

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“Being in such a specific categorize right now, it’s unequivocally strange. Having a persona people recognize, it’s a thing that substantially gets we paid a most, though it’s also a thing that probably each actor in a universe doesn’t want. ‘Cause, like, no one would trust me if we wanted to play something ultra-realistic, like a mafiosi or something.” –Robert Pattinson

Dearest Edward,
Boo hoo. You’re stranded personification a voluptuous vampire for a rest of your life, creation millions of dollars. That sucks, and we don’t enviousness we during all.
Forever Yours,
T-Bella

3. BEYONCÉ

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“The play and a final and a vigour and all of a people giving we so most entrance to so many things can be too much. So integrate that with everybody revelation we you’re so this, and so that, and so perfect, and of march we can remove yourself.” –Beyoncé

Yo Big Booty Bey,
Yeah, we would hatred to be told I’m perfect, too. And giving me entrance to sparkling things like engineer boots and imagination cars?! Fuhgeddaboudit.
Signed,
Bootylicious T

4. BRAD PITT

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“Fame creates we feel henceforth like a lady walking past construction workers.” –Brad Pitt

Dearest Mr. Jolie,
If we can’t conclude a fact that you’re with a hottest chicky ever invented, afterwards usually greatfully take your 17 children and go behind to Springfield, Missouri.
Sincerely,
Tina

PS I’m unequivocally contemptible you’re whipped.

5. REESE WITHERSPOON

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“I split with my remoteness a prolonged time ago. We went opposite ways. And infrequently we weep it. Sometimes we will lay in a automobile and cry. Because we can’t get out. That’s a usually thing: we weep a detriment of my privacy.” –Reese Witherspoon

Lovely Reese,
I lay in a automobile and cry, too, when we can’t means to fill adult my gas tank since I’m not abounding and famous.
LYLAS,
Tina

6. JUSTIN BIEBER

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“You would consider paparazzi would have some honour in holy places. All we wanted was a possibility to travel where jesus did here in isreal. They should be ashamed of themselves. Take cinema of me eating though not in a place of prayer, ridiculous… But some people usually don’t have respect… been super undone and usually indispensable some time to opening and chill. i wish to see this nation and all a places ive dreamed of and either a a paps or being pulled into politics a been frustrating.” [sic] –Justin Bieber

Dear Justin,
I feel contemptible for you. It unequivocally contingency scent being so desired and carrying such unblemished strands of hair. If we ever need to talk, my phone series is 212-555-TINA.
XOXO,
Tina

7. BRITNEY SPEARS

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“At first, it’s amazing, a initial year or two, since it’s like, I’m a celebrity! It didn’t unequivocally hold me until we had been operative for 6 years. we wanted to usually stop. we wanted to emanate a new life… we used to be a cold chick, though we feel like a paparazzi has taken that divided from me, like, a approach we used to live my life. we used to be a cold chick, though I’m not anymore.” –Britney Spears

Hi Brit Brit,
That’s right. You’re not cool. You’re usually a crazy has-been with bad hair extensions. But we still adore we and your overly constructed music.
Love Always,
Tina

8. DENZEL WASHINGTON

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“That’s one of a uncanny things about luminary is that we don’t know who’s watching. That’s my slightest favorite partial of acting, celebrity.” –Denzel Washington

What up, Denz?
Then go be a preacher! we don’t unequivocally know what else to say, since we never saw any of your movies. Sorry.
Cheers,
T

9. LINDSAY LOHAN

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“It’s tough in L.A. not to go out, it gets lonely. Being an singer is lonely, and we never wish to be alone. we hatred sleeping alone.” –Lindsay Lohan

Hello LiLo,
Good news! You don’t have to be alone when you’re in prison.
Hugs,
Tina

10. JENNIFER ANISTON

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“You feel like you’ve usually been pushed out of a plane, and you’re in giveaway fall. When somebody follows we 20 blocks to a pharmacy, where they watch we buy toilet paper, we know your life has changed.” –Jennifer Aniston

Jenny,
Don’t we have handlers for that arrange of thing?
Peace,
Tina

PS I’m contemptible you’re 42 and still single. Maybe we should stop dating guys like John Mayer.

11. ZAC EFRON

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“It’s weird, though we don’t feel like consider we merit any of a attention. There’s unequivocally zero though one try-out for a Disney Channel film that separates me from 2,000 other brown-haired, blue-eyed guys in L.A., we know?” –Zac Efron

Dear Zefron,
Everyone should usually leave we alone. You don’t merit High School Musical or anybody’s love. Except for mine. we have a good mark for we in my bedroom where no one will worry us.
XX,
Tina

12. MADONNA

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“Fame can be unequivocally disruptive. It can be like a drug. It gives we a feeling that you’re happy, it gives we a feeling of self-importance, it gives we a feeling of fullfilment… though it can confuse we from what is unequivocally important.” –Madonna

Madge,
Well, conclude God for Kabbalah, right? we don’t unequivocally like we to be honest. You’re old, sour and mean.
Later Gator,
Tina

13. KEIRA KNIGHTLEY

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“I consider it pennyless something in me. we was told unequivocally early on that if we didn’t go out to openings and parties and events we would be left alone. we didn’t, and they still didn’t leave me alone. we knew it was partial of a understanding in a life we had sealed adult to, though a fear of it has never left me. I’m still not good during being recognized. we wear scabby garments and hats and keep my conduct down.” –Keira Knightly

K-Knight,
No, you’re damaged since you’re too damn thin. Go eat a cheeseburger, please.
Regards,
Tina

14. JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE

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“I attempted so tough to be an RB artist [on his initial solo album, Justified] and it was a cocktail manuscript of a year, and we was like, ‘F**k. That’s a final thing we wanted. But we was like, ‘So everybody considers me a cocktail artist? Well, f**k it. I’m going to do whatever we wish to do.’” –Justin Timberlake

JT,
And so we stranded your d$%k in a box?! That’s a judicious thing to do. LOL!
Bye Bye Bye,
T

15. MICHELLE PFEIFFER